Malak "Rockhead" the Barbarian

Grunt, grunt, grunt, grunt…bellow, yell, grunt, grunt, grunt. Makes gesture with hands in a x motion. Grunt, animal noise, animal noise, grunt, uhh-huh, animal noise. Laugh, grunt, laugh, laugh, grunt, gesture with hand like paddling a boat. Tries to whistle, beats chest, grunt, grunt, slaps face, slaps leg, laugh, grunt, grunt. Blows air, caws like bird, caws like a bird, grunt, grunt, slap table, beats chest, grunt, roar, grunt, grunt, roar.

-A performance by Gregor Immilus to the patrons of The Elvish Impersonator tavern and brothel in Dar Leckhoff.