tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6677554266716906155.post6474513195166031688..comments2010-01-20T15:38:58.211-08:00Comments on We're Not Really Nerds, We Swear: Adventure Recap - Day 0 (the pre-quest)Taranhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10621378833811799287noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6677554266716906155.post-8565606120563368702008-08-30T23:03:00.000-07:002008-08-30T23:03:00.000-07:00Editorial comments from Taran the Ranger:I'm telli...<STRONG>Editorial comments from Taran the Ranger:</STRONG><BR/>I'm telling you, Bolt, there was an orc behind this. I could smell it.<BR/><BR/>Despite not catching the orc, a successful adventure, I'd say. Let's review.<BR/><BR/>Our ingenious barbarian managed to piss off the innkeeper, which might have cost me a beer, except that I'm not fond of drinking anything brewed in a town where diarrhea is the chief export. Thankfully, Bolt used his one per day limit of good ideas, and convinced the innkeeper to help us anyway.<BR/><BR/>Our illustrious paladin, the aforementioned Bolt, made the overwhelmingly splendid choice to eat a picked over granola bar in a dank, germ-infused mine shaft. Lesson number one from Taran the Ranger, if a diseased kobold won't eat it, leave it the f*** alone.<BR/><BR/>I searched our bard's clothing after our adventure and could not find any magnetic devices, leaving unexplained the remarkable phenomenon that every crossbow bolt loosed by those oversized privy rats seemed to hit her square in the torso.<BR/><BR/>I apologize, I'm being overly critical. I suppose I'm just disappointed I didn't get to kill any orcs and those townspeople are still suffering needlessly. At least our rogue found some mighty fine valuables and Lotheryn is an excellent healer. She can hit me with a touch spell any time.<BR/><BR/>Just remind me to use my wild empathy on her wolf first...Taranhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10621378833811799287noreply@blogger.com